I’ve put a great
deal of thought into this. I have scoured my brain through every scenario. I
have explored the depths of my soul. I have wrestled with my conscience and
played the devil’s advocate and almost every introspective cliché I could find.
But, in the end, at the very end of the day, only one conclusion was left to
me.
I’m endorsing
Donald Trump.
I should have
known the inevitability of this decision. The facts are overwhelming. The
momentum is unstoppable. And the nation is definitely rallying around The
Donald, and now so will I. I love
rallies. The louder the better.
There’s something
about the way he shoots from the hip verbally that appeals to the PR person in
me. And his endless memory for impressive fact from economics to foreign
relations to construction and downright deal-making grabs the intellectual in
me. What a command of damning facts this man can recall in an instant!
And he and I share
the same alma mater, Penn. Yes, he was Wharton School and I was Classical
Studies, but you never forget your alma mater. I wonder if he knows Latin like
I do. I bet he does.
But perhaps the
most impressive thing he’s done to far is to align himself with NJ Governor
Chris Christie, a real Jersey guy like me, a real tough Jersey guy, and a real
big Jersey guy. Like me.
Well THIS Jersey
guy is going to stand behind Donald Trump, starting today. Believe me, this is
just the beginning.