Tuesday, December 14, 2010

RUBEN AMARO, JR. FOR PRESIDENT!


SI.com's John Heyman broke the story at 12:08 AM this morning, revealing that the "stealth suitor" in the Cliff Lee sweepstakes, the Philadelphia Phillies, had in fact landed the powerhouse pitcher for 5 years and roughly $1oo million, with incentives and vesting options.




I'm thinking Amaro gets us out of Afghanistan, trades Iraq to Saudi Arabia, and gets rid of North Korea completely. Just for openers.




Hey, it could happen. Just ask the New York Yankees.

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